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Joke of the Day

"Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time."

"You show me a piano falling down,a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat miner."

"[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls."

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."

"What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !"

"What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper? a Marxman"

"Rick Astley told me that you could borrow any of his Disney movies, except Up He's never gonna give you Up..."

"I'm a polymorphic alien... ...and I have taken shape of this text, and at this very moment I am having sex with your eyeballs and by the smile on your face I can tell that you are enjoying it :)"