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Joke of the Day

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"What's a questionable hole blocker? A butt plug (but why? you ask)"

"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"

"What did Hitler do to lose weight? He went on a Jews cleanse."

"Did you hear about the lactose intolerant man who ate a whole wheel of cheese? it was not gouda for him later."

"Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend."

"Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !"

"*Attempts to give a Homeless guy change* Him: Thanks. You never know, one day my situation might be you. Me: Really? *holds on to change*"

"I tried to reason with the poop smudge in my toilet bowl. The whole thing was pointless, it just got pissed off anyway."