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Joke of the Day
"What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution"
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"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"
"Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars? R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out."
"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's called a stud... But when a girl does the same she's called a lesbian."
"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."
"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."
"Lionel Ritchie says 'Hello', by the way."
"Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today? Me: sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead"
"What's the difference between a snitch whose been caught and a free-spirited orphan with an Oedipus complex? One's a dead-ass motherfucker. The other's a dead mother ass-fucker."
"Accidents Happen Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids!"