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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."

"I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that"

"Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post."

"If you fall, I'll be there. --- the floor."

"How do you test a saltshaker ? You call in a redditor."

"When Lionel Messi dies.. He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time.."

"A teenager goes in for his regular physical Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Teen: No Doctor: Do you smoke or do drugs? Teen: No. I'm also not sexually active. Doctor: Well no shit"

"The fast and the furious 8 (spoiler alert)"

"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. Didn't want it waking the wife and kids."

"What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus"