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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !"
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"There's no ""I"" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth."
"Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks ""how loud is the vroom?"" they ask ""what's the vroomage?"""
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money for a garbanzo to bean on me."
"For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector."
"Two Texans taking a leak off the GW Bridge on a December night Man, it's cold. Yeah, deep too!"
"Book nerds all be like.. 420 blaze it? More like, 451 BLAZE IT! .... On second thoughts, this is probably why I have no friends"
"Today a man knocked on my door ...and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"If you have 3 tweets in a row that say what you're cooking, what song you're listening to, and what your mood is... just go back to Facebook."