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Joke of the Day

"How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea..."

"What's pink lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire."

"Why are anorexic people cannibals? Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths."

"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."

"Snake: *hissssssssss* Feminist snake: \*herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\*"

"How do you make a dead baby float ? Two scoops of ice-cream and one scoop of dead baby."

"I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel."

"I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?"

"What kind of punch hurts children the most? A sandy hook."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I'm not going to jelly my dick down your throat!"