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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dead baby float ? Two scoops of ice-cream and one scoop of dead baby."
Next Joke
"Why is the rainbow a symbol of homosexuality? Because there is a pot at the end of it."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years... ... then we met"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down"
"What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles"
"Cat Joke just kitten."
"What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! *^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*"
"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"
"My girlfriend's extremely flexible, which comes in handy for sex. I say, ""when do you wanna have sex?"" and she replies ""I'm free whenever""."