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"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."
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"""IF YOU'RE HAVING KNITTING PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON--"" ""stop rapping, Grandma"" ""--I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A STITCH AIN'T ONE"""
"The 7 days of my week.....Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday"
"If a person were to give a speech about Mozart, where would they be most likely to do it? On the Dias On the Dias Oh Oh Oh, on the dais."
"What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller"
"why is math book so sad? it has many problems..."
"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."
"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"
"What do you call a naked baby horse? A Naked Neigh-kid"
"Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling. They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony."