199516
Joke of the Day
"Why are anorexic people cannibals? Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths."
Next Joke
"If life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."
"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."
"What's in common between a sprinkler and the answer i got if she wanted anal? Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk"
"They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad."
"I bet Bram Stoker is sitting on some cloud, flipping through the Twilight books with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the hell happened."
"What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime."
"I gotta go guys. I just found out my lunch break isn't 6 hours long."
"What does Batman take with his drinks? Just ice"
"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""