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Joke of the Day

"Made the mistake of letting my east coast newspaper freeze on the steps this winter... I've fallen on some hard Times."

"What do you call a gay Jewish and Chinese couple? Christmas dinner every night. Happy holidays reddit!"

"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"

"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."

"I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!"

"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."

"Shakespeare was a good sport... He ended all his sonnets with gg."

"What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup? A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive."

"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."

"""My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."" ""Espanol?"" ""No, he's a labrador."""