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Joke of the Day

"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."

"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."

"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."

"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"

"What do me and my fridge have in common? Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne"

"No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy's hat sideways."

"Boss-You're Always the first one here! Me-Hey,*early bird gets the worm, right? *gets to poop or drink coffee without 3yr old interrupting"

"Washed up Yo mama is just like yo mama jokes, washed up and old."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. ^(Saw it on Reddit before, if someone can find source I'll link it.)"

"Someone asked where I'm from and I said Wisconsin. She got excited, ""Like That '70s Show!"" and I clarified, ""More like Making a Murderer."""