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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay Jewish and Chinese couple? Christmas dinner every night. Happy holidays reddit!"

"What musical instrument should you never, ever trust? The Lyre."

"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."

"Tell me your best ""When is a --- not a ---?"" joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door? > When it's ajar! When are eyes not eyes? > When the wind makes them water!"

"Can someone go to the gym and work out for me? I'm trying to finish this pint of ice cream. Thanks"

"What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty? Misoyaki!"

"I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*s ^ ^"

"What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!"

"Did a T Rex have two copies of each chromosome? I reckon it was a diploidocus"

"The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory.., is when I get the remote to change the channel."