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Joke of the Day
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"What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore? Row v. Wade"
"Congratulations to Steve Jobs for being cancer free for 1 year!"
"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."
"Carl: Gonna be a hot one today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions. Me: Fair enough, Carl."
"Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!"
"No one really cares, but I love it when people give me rats to have sex with. Who gives a rat's ass?"
"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""
"Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman."
"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."