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Joke of the Day

"Carl: Gonna be a hot one today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions. Me: Fair enough, Carl."

"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"

"The story of soy milk Don't you guys think soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?"

"What do you call a spiderman that's good at sex? Peter Parker"

"Knowledge is Power They always say knowledge is power, but I'm pretty sure I can beat up Stephen Hawking."

"One time I was holding this little girl's hand walking through the woods at night. She said: ""I'm scared!"" I said:"" Well then how do you think I feel? I gotta walk back alone!"""

"How do you tell if a girl is wearing no knickers By the dandruff on her shoes"

"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"

"What do they do to dead scientists? They barium."

"What do you do when you see a space man? You park the car, *man*."