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Joke of the Day
"Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman."
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"Purse dogs... I've heard they're pretty clutch."
"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."
"TRUMP: I just killed & ate a homeless man MEDIA: You're a monster TRUMP: This sort of political correctness is what's ruining our country"
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the light bulb for being broke."
"Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!"
"A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel. But she got tired halfway, and swam back."
"What's better than a violin on your bed? A fiddle between the sheets"