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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."

"So I'm balls deep in this guys ass and I go ahead and try to give him a reach-around... And he was hard.. How fucking gay is that?"

"Why do scientists look for things twice? Because they re-search everything."

"I wear Fake ""Vans""(Shoes) So I just call them cars."

"I forgot my phone when I went to the toilet today. We have 245 tiles."

"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."

"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."

"What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce."