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Joke of the Day
"What did the field say to the farmer? Plow Me!"
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"Rape. Short word, long sentence!"
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"What do you call Hitler in the water? Adolfin. Stolen from /u/NightRedditor423"
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"What do you call a Japanese pirate? J-Peg."