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Joke of the Day

"What did ""Nock"" say to ""K""? You can join us, as long as you stay quiet."

"Lucifer, chased by an angel, hid himself in the London Philharmonic Orchestra He was eventually found in the horns section."

"Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads"

"For decades now microwave designers have labored under the false assumption that people want extra features on their microwave. They don't."

"""Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory."" - NBA players to their interior designers"

"Used to be a twin I used to be a twin. My mother has a picture of me when I was two."

"Knock, knock jokes You know, the person who made knock knock jokes really deserves a no-bell prize!"

"""It's a bird!"" [Superman zooms down to inches away from the screaming guy's face] S: Birds can't go that fast Sean. What are you an idiot"

"What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter? Anna May"

"You guys! I'm so excited, I just hooked up with my crush from middle school. ...but now she keeps calling me expecting me to show up at her graduation."