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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Hitler in the water? Adolfin. Stolen from /u/NightRedditor423"

"Me: We do *not* spit on our classmates! 5YO: Well, who DO we spit on, then? I miss the funny stuff my kids said when they were little."

"Play-Doh is a wonderful way to teach your children that colorful things will lie to you about their taste."

"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."

"Sometimes when I say ""I'm OK"", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say ""You're not OK"" and hand me $10,000."

"What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears"

"i had sex with your mother you see? it's funny because it's true"

"Why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."

"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"

"IT routine is full of jokes What is suitable for the employer it's real pain in ass for the recruiter"