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Joke of the Day

"A mom hassles her son to take out the garbage. the boys says ""sheesh, mom you tell me to do that at least once a week!"""

"Someone asked me to stop singing wonderwall I said maybe"

"I tried to add 1 + 1 But it was two complicated for me."

"*Knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Madame."" ""Madame who?"" Madame foots stuck in the door."

"Everything is made in China. Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina."

"What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do? Turn signals"

"""Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again"" Also known as the contents of my refrigerator."

" Kim Jong Un North Korea the ? Because !"

"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"

"Wanna see an ass-trick? Here --> *"