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Joke of the Day
"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."
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"IF you feel cold if you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. they are usually around 90 degrees."
"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."
"A man walks into a brothel.. The attendant behind the desk says ""Beat it. We're closed""."
"It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them"
"Want to know how I escaped Iraq? Iran."
"How is anal sex like your first car? It may not be exactly what you wanted but that doesn't stop your Dad from giving it to you anyway."
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."
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"Shot my first turkey yesterday... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section at the grocery store."