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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white person on fire? A firecracker."
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"Turns out, if I dress like a French maid, my husband doesn't make me clean."
"*Searches ""Yahoo"" on Yahoo until Yahoo has an orgasm*"
"JOKE: How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb? She gives birth to a son."
"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."
"I was wondering why it gets bright even before I see the sun rise in the morning. Then it dawned on me."
"A very attractive woman walked into a bar Asked everyone what they wanted to drink, everyone wanted two liquor"
"What's the opposite of a cock blocker? A Rooster Booster"
"So my dog's pregnant & she's never been in contact with another dog & I'm having a lot of accusations thrown my way."
"Why did Ernest Hemingway kill himself? He was paid per word."