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Joke of the Day

"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"

"What did one crow say to the other? Caw dude?"

"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"

"What's Hitlers least favorite drink? Jewce"

"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"

"What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin."

"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"

"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"

"Sex with me is a lot like gun control. Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south."

"I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?"