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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow.."
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"The best part of being incompetent to cook and feed myself is that when I travel I am positive I didn't leave the oven on."
"A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... ""I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."""
"I attempted smoky eye makeup for a holiday party tonight, but instead it looks like I survived a bar fight, so I'm going with that story."
"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""
"My cellphone is incredibly acidic... It's a pH one"
"My God: dead. My world: disenchanted. My invitation on LinkedIn: declined."
"The indecisive rower... ...couldn't choose either oar."
"I like my women like I like my smartphones Slender and Korean"
"Last night, a cop pulled me over. ""Out of the car!"" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn."