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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow.."

"""A man in a wheelchair walks into the room..."" Um, teacher? (*true story, just happened!*)"

"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."

"How many communists died during ww2? not enough"

"The Terminator would have been better if they'd cast Jim Parsons. ""Bazinga"" is so much better than ""I'll be back."""

"What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four door pickle!"

"Last year I was quite miserable and depressed, so I made it my new year's resolution to turn that around. Thanks 2016, you helped me achieve my goal and made me depressed and miserable."

"I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things."

"*ring ring* Hello? ""If u want to see ur son again give me $500,000"" OH GOD PLEASE DONT HURT HIM ""I won't if u-"" Haha gotcha, leave a message"

"My psychiatrist says I have revenge issues... I'll show him."