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Joke of the Day

"How tall are the twin towers? 9"" 11"

"I had sex with an asian woman in an elevator... It was Wong on so many levels"

"I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me."

"Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff? Because they push back harder."

"I went to a zoo and it only had a dog in it.... It was a Shih Tzu"

"Facebook has really revolutionized how quickly we find out friends from high school gave up on their dreams."

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behaviour"

"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"

"I can't STAND Shigesato Itoi... that Mother fucker."