1921

Joke of the Day

"Two twins are looking through a family photo album ""It's not you, it's me"" They both say in unison."

"Porn is so unrealistic. There's no way a guy with a ponytail could have a house that nice."

"what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? have you seen my tractor?"

"Tigers blood gave Charlie Sheen HIV"

"Offensive middle eastern joke. What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam? A turk."

"Told my 4 yo that his hamster died and that was in heaven with God. 4yo: Why would God want a dead hamster?"

"Eric Clapton So over the years Eric Clapton has developed an aversion to Microsoft and prefers to use hardware made my by Apple instead. Why? Simply because Windows killed his child."

"Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe."

"Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt? Because it was Far Out!"

"Karma So yesterday I found a 15 dollar note in my purse. Not bothered to submit it to the police I went to an alley to spend the fake bill for a 1 dollar item, and I got two 7 dollar note for change!"