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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."

"How do you stop a deaf women from telling anyone you raped her How"

"The worst five words are ""can I have a bite."""

"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""

"I started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt a few months ago. After that my mugging attempts have been very successful"

"What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick? Nah brah, tadah brah!"

"An Indian can do anything for sex Even marriage"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms"

"""Daddy, how do you spell Budweiser?"" ""Uhhh....why?"" ""I'm drawing a picture of you for school."" ""Cool! It's spelled G-A-T-O-R-A-D-E."""

"[God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer."