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Joke of the Day

"White Girl What do a white girl and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"I've been ""watching my weight"" and, rest assured, it's still there."

"Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other.""i'm a boy"" to with the other reply:""how do you know?"". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:""look i got blue socks on"""

"Did you know it was women who coined the term, ""Bromance""? Yeah, basically the concept of friendship is so foreign to them that they created a new word for it."

"What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles"

"My fear of dogs went away after I dated my ex Cause she was a total bitch"

"Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: *moonwalks outta there*"

"Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet."

"Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter cheese ice cream ... and two cows!"