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Joke of the Day

"Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet."

"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? surreal"

"Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision. Unfortunately she was defurred."

"A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down... It was a pad bun."

"*cop pulls me over* ""Sir do you-"" You a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop ""What?"" You seem cool. Wanna buy some weed? *pause* ""Yes"""

"If anyone has a really good fish pun... Let minnow"

"Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving."

"Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? The boyscout comes home from camp"

"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"

"How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!"