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Joke of the Day

"Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet."

"Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy"

"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"Did you hear about the woman who used a fake name and married a renown psychologist? She committed Frued. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."

"Last night my wife started calling me Jeb Bush. I also pull out way to late."

"Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that booty bounce."

"What do you call a fight in Mexico? A Juan on Juan."

"What word starts with F and ends in uck? Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck."

"Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P"

"What do you call someone who worships balls? Sack-religious."