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Joke of the Day
"I've been ""watching my weight"" and, rest assured, it's still there."
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"Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs So they don't have to be PC anymore. *Ba dum tsst"
"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."
"What did the man in the ""Race for a Cure"" say to the three people beside him? ""we're walking four abreast."""
"what did the man say when he saw the chilli that he was about to cut up for his chilli con carne dancing? ""My chilli's gone barmy!!!"""
"What do you call a black person in space? An astronaut."
"""Are you listening to understand or to be right?"" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions"
"What are the three ""O""s of bad driving? Old. Oriental. Ovaries."
"ELI5: Why do we blink subconsciously? You aren't now!"
"I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks For keeping me off the streets."