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Joke of the Day
"My fear of dogs went away after I dated my ex Cause she was a total bitch"
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"If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood."
"YSK: Daylight Savings Time ends tonight, make sure to reset all your clocks. Oops, wrong sub"
"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"
"Why is it impossible to mistake a penis for a vagina? Because there's a vas deference."
"Attention fat vegans: Explain."
"four years ago I asked out the woman of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me!!! She said no both times."
"Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built himself."
"Beer makes you stupid.... Budweiser too."
"I'm not in a relation""ship,"" I'm in a relation""barge"" that's towing emotional garbage all day long."