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Joke of the Day

"Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other.""i'm a boy"" to with the other reply:""how do you know?"". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:""look i got blue socks on"""

"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."

"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"

"What do you call a black guy in a museum? Antique farm equipment"

"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"

"When do you use duct tape on a duck? When he's quacked."

"I just got arrested for using my iPhone It looks like I'm going to Face Time"

"so i was walking down the street and this homeless guy was like ""hey! give me ten dollars."" and i was like ""got change for $100"""

"What do you get when you pour root beer into a square glass? Beer X-post from /r/imsmartandthisisfunny"

"Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf."