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Joke of the Day
"My comedian alias would be The Carcinogin My jokes give people cancer"
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"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood? Christianity"
"The boiled water died It shall be mist"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"
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"I just got mistaken for an employee at a haunted house. Assume it's because I look authoritative not because I look like I'm wearing a mask."
"i was doing yard work today when i stopped to tell a pile of leaves how cold fusion works. needless to say they were blown away."
"Please don't tell my three year old his oversized black calculator isn't really an iPad. He'd be crushed to learn his dad lied to him."
"Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit? Left Hook."