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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12"

"I can't afford Ugg boots, so I just never shave below the knee to create the illusion that I'm wearing them."

"I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]"

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."

"What's DJ Khalid's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater."

"Want to hear a joke about UDP? Never mind. you won't get it, and I won't care"

"Me: It's late. I guess I'll go to bed. -My brain, who up until now has always been the logical one ""Let's put up a tent in the living room"""