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Joke of the Day

"i was doing yard work today when i stopped to tell a pile of leaves how cold fusion works. needless to say they were blown away."

"What do you call a 7' 2"" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls."

"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."

"Shout out to countless marine organisms who died, accreted on the seafloor, and compacted for eons so I could drive my Escalade to Kmart."

"What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert!"

"It's amazing how much us guys complain about women and then we fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth."

"I was at my local home improvement store yesterday And I was looking in the window section. An employee came over and asked if I needed any help, I responded ""No thanks, I'm just window shopping."""

"Sorry I asked ""why?"" when you told me your baby's name."

"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."

"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"