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Joke of the Day

"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."

"My wife asked me to grow a beard I didn't like it at first but it's really growing on me"

"*Makes sure the new girl at work sees how much pineapple I eat at lunch* *winks*"

"For people who say bernie sanders and is socialist ideals is going to revive the red scare... Actually we're blue... (Go bernie!)"

"What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal."

"What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!"

"Why did people make white chocolate? So black kids could get dirty faces too."

"I've been sneaking clay, sand and mortar into my housemate's food... When they find out they'll shit bricks."

"What was the statistician's fetish? Let's just say he had the standard deviation."

"What's the worst gift to give to a Jewish person on Christmas? Literally anything."