164641

Joke of the Day

"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."

"Siri, assemble a list of people who are dead to me."

"What does an Asian prostitute say to asbestos workers? Meso horny."

"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""

"Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? they only had 2 trucks"

"Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal? Haulin' Oates"

"Why don't witches wear panties? Because they need to grip the broom!"

"""Yous ain't passin'!"" - Gandolfini"

"what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea a salt with a deadly wetpen *hides*"

"Why was the Roman upset with the porn site? They only had XXX videos"