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Joke of the Day
"The boiled water died It shall be mist"
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"Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting."
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"When going out invite your friends with extra chromosomes. ....theyll always be down"
"I like my women how I like my old bike... ... chained up in the shed."
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