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Joke of the Day
"What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies? They act too paowerful"
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"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts."
"Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!"
"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."
"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"
"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."
"Name a famous explorer ""Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten"", asked my son ""Internet explorer."", I replied."
"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."
"What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch -badumtiss-"