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Joke of the Day

"Name a famous explorer ""Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten"", asked my son ""Internet explorer."", I replied."

"Batman Pros: Intelligence, strategist, master fighter, money, Shit shaped like bats, Alfred Cons: Robin"

"Accuracy ##You miss 100% of the shits you don't take. Made this typo and thought it was hilarious..."

"You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"Rape jokes aren't funny. Ask a rape victim if they think rape jokes are funny. They'll say no. Not like that ever did them any good though."

"What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format? PDF puh-duh... ffffff"

"I pull more tail.. ..than a slow kid at a petting zoo."

"How do Jedi close programs force quit"

"Just tried black coffee for the first time Not my cup of tea"

"I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille."