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Joke of the Day
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts."
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"Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]"
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"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"
"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."
"The best advice my parents ever gave me was not to push too hard because that's how Elvis died."
"The workers at the inn aren't very friendly... they create a hostel environment."
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"what if grass screamed when you walked on it"
"Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death."