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Joke of the Day
"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"
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"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"
"I can't believe carotene is STILL in its beta phase."
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."
"Hilary's reaction to learning Bill has been cheating. ""I know."""
"Going to see the new batman tonight, heard it got killer reviews."
"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."
"I told this girl to call me when she got home I guess she's homeless."
"Was Jesus Gay? Maybe Jesus was Gay? All this time he was actually saying ""Ah, men!"""
"pirate joke I saw a pirate walking down the street and he had a paper towel on his head so I said ""what's with the paper towel."" he said ""arrgh got a Bounty on me head."""