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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe carotene is STILL in its beta phase."

"Engineer's Joke I have a girlfriend!"

"I think I might go gold mining today... Aurum just gonna stay at home and relax."

"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."

"What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person? A wiener"

"A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. So she went back to her roots."

"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."

"*shows up at your work* ""Hi, it's me. From the internet."""

"Yo mama jokes are dumb, overused, and low quality. Like yo mama."

"How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?"