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Joke of the Day

"A teenager goes in for his regular physical Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Teen: No Doctor: Do you smoke or do drugs? Teen: No. I'm also not sexually active. Doctor: Well no shit"

"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""

"Thank you everyone! As the newest mod of /r/news, I would like to say [removed]"

"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."

"A man walks into a bar and says ""OW!"""

"I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming."

"I have an ear infection. It's called hearing AIDs."

"What's gray, disappointing, and in the shape of an oval?"

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants."

"What did the dog say to the other dog at the party? Raise the woof!"