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Joke of the Day
"I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that"
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"Why don't you get back in your little car with lights and pull over someone who cares."
"High-definition ruined porn for me. I like my porn blurry so I can't see butt acne and herp scars."
"I like my women like I like my Star Wars. Ruined by George Lucas."
"What's the similarity between a jew and a dog? They both hate the shower ^^^^SeeYouInHell"
"Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won"
"In hindsight, we shouldn't have given the cat her own checking account."
"Not all wood floats Natalie wood, for example."
"Knock knock ""who's there?"" interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease ""interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease who?"" knock knock ""who's there?"" moooooooooo ::silence::"
"everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head"