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Joke of the Day

"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."

"Toilet seats can give you STD's... ...If you sit down before the person stands up"

"Why do many people call my penis the 'Big Mac'? Because it doesn't look as good or as big as it did in the adverts. :("

"I let people know that I'm no weirdo. I say ""I'm no weirdo!"" From that point forward, it's just a matter of keeping my mouth off their pets."

"Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!"

"i prefer a girl without makeup. in fact i despise the artifice of flesh. give me a nice wailing skeleton"

"""The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-"" [Bowser spits coffee] ""Which plumber?"""

"A towel walks into a bar... He orders a drink, and says ""I'll have it dry."""

"I tried to get an hourglass figure... ...but then I realised it would just be a waist of time."

"What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked ""So... anyone know any jokes?"" What's everyone's ""go to"" joke in social situations?"