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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail."
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"Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements? The liter."
"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"
"Police found the neighbourhood paedophile shot in the head 27 times. Authorities ruled it the worst case of suicide in a decade."
"What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways"
"I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream."
"Why do cowgirls have bow-legs? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."
"DOG 911: what's your emergency? DOG: *whispering* they put me in a stroller DOG 911: *covers phone* WE'VE GOT A CODE SLIGHTLY DARKER GREY"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
"Why Did The Stadium Get Hot After The Game? Because all the fans left."