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Joke of the Day
"Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans? Because they always steal the green cards...."
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"I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office."
"The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute."
"What do you call a factory that produces quality goods? A satisfactory"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool"
"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"
"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."
"I have 10 jokes, the first 9 are funny but the last one is hilarious. * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Hilarious"
"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"
"I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!"