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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool"
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"What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common? They both sell G-strings"
"Dried grapes are getting really expensive... I heard they're raisin the price"
"Robin Williams dead. Police suspect arson, but I Doubtfire."
"The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'"
"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"
"You'd be shocked at how easy it is to walk into a nursing home and draw mustaches on the dementia patents"
"Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye"
"My girlfriend told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. [NSFW] So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the nose"
"From a very early age, I used to feel like a guy trapped in a woman's body... ...then I was born."