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Joke of the Day

"The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute."

"if you receive a mason jar at no cost.... does that make it a freemason jar?"

"Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - ""I love ramen noodles"" 12:01am - ""I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"""

"Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight."

"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"

"I once had a job with elephants The pay was low, but the tips were huge."

"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"

"Is it just me or are they doing everything but having sex in Viagra commercials."

"My most pretentious joke -Knock knock Who's there? -To To who? -To *whom*"

"I'm a man who hates rocks *smashes a rock with a sledgehammer* oh great I just made like a thousand more rocks"