83009

Joke of the Day

"What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie? (-1/64)"

"I saw this incredible color in a dream, But it was just a pigment of my imagination."

"I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene."

"The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security."

"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"

"Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend? Because they're too young for him"

"In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says ""what the hell is that"" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE."

"Do you know how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Stick your finger in and try to walk away."

"The Incomplete Surveys Institute concluded that 78% of every women"

"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."